I was watching this comedian last night on the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" on COMCENT it had Jeff foxworthy and the here's your sign guy, the following joke was from this Billy the cable guy ... or something to that effect.

... She was feelin bad cause her horse busted its leg, so i had to shoot it ... So now it has a busted leg and a gunshot wound. I don't know why they tell you to shoot horses ... but I tell you, If it don't get any better, I'm a-gonna shoot it again ...