perry is a sniper, stitch is a tank

imagine stitch (polydactyl marvel kitten) sitting in the middle of our living room. Then imagine a much smaller kitten, with no tail moving at a speed that rivals a zigzagging bunny. All of a sudden this blur of fur tackles the unsuspecting stitch and latches onto his neck. With an equal amount of force, stitch uses his oversize front paws to smack perry on the side of her head, disengaging the neck hold. This repeats itself until they decide to sleep or eat or go to the restroom.